Th Insane Conspiracy

Subject: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 5:29 pm

Hello, my name is Naomi Sakura, yes, literally Naomi Cherry Blossom, get over it. I am the director here at The Academy I'm also the director of The Insane Secret Agency, or ISA. You will make friends, enemies, and learn things you wish you didn't know. Learn the rules, we all live by them, worship them, and ignore voice #7, or not, it really doesn't matter this list was made by those before, do you dare be sane?

100 things to ALWAYS remember when you join the insane secret agency society :D
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.Immolated cockroaches.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

Plots/parts (I'll announce when we move on)

PART 1-The Academy
You wake up in a doorless room with a mysterious women on a screen in the corner of the room. You don't have any options, various weapons are scattered around, how will you get out?

Next, you enter a hall way, wher eo you go? that's up to you

Have fun, and maybe you'll discover the Academy's secret

Form-
Name-
Gender-
Age-
Level of Insanity-
Appearance-
Are you a creature/super natural being?-
If so, what?-

Enjoy~

My character-
Name- Naomi Sakura
Gender- female
Age- It's impolite to ask a women her age! (19)
Level of Insanity- It's over 9000!
Appearance- a tall Japanese women with waist length dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes
Are you a creature/super natural being?- Maybe....(voice number 7)
If so, what?- you don't need to know! (voice number seven)

Also! Ask me before you make a voice!

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:05 pm

Form-
Name- Sky
Gender- Girl
Age- 17
Level of Insanity- Who's asking o-o
Appearance- Short black hair with gold/green eyes
Are you a creature/super natural being?- I don't know... Are you?
If So, What?: That is confidential information

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:05 pm

Accepted!

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:35 pm

Name- Amelia Knight
Gender- female
Age-16
Level of Insanity- is this from voice 7?
Appearance- tall, tan girl with long blonde hair and sapphire blue eyes
Are you a creature/super natural being?- Why do you care?
If so, what?- you may never know!

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:35 pm

accpeted xD

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:40 pm

Name: Chain Hato
Gender: Guy
Age: 17
Level of Insanity: Actually completely normal... Accidentally got mistaken for someone insane
Appearance: Tan with blonde hair and golden eyes
Are you a creature/super natural being?: No...
If so, what?: N/A

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:40 pm

((Accpeted! Want to beging?))

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:46 pm

(Okkk)

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:46 pm

Name- Cecil Sakura (Yes I did go there!)
Gender- male
Age- 17
Level of Insanity- ooh...so insane he's sane
Appearance- tall, blond, 80's style hair, pinks eyes, has a third eyes
Are you a creature/super natural being?- yes
If so, what?-whatever Cecil from Night Vale is

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:47 pm

accpeted xD

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:49 pm

Cecil humemd adn skipped around the hal lay, he was supposed to be welcoming a new student. He was head of the newspaer adn student radio, so he had to get the newest news, including the new student, who is probably sitll i nthe blank white room

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:55 pm

Chain sat in the white room, looking around, wondering why they brought him there. [/I]Wait, no,[/i] he thought, Better question: WHERE am I?

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 6:57 pm

Several mweapons, and other objects were scattere di nthe room as the screen turned on "hello! I'm Cecil1 I'll be walknig you throguh initiantion!" he then went on to give the specch in the first post

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:00 pm

Chain watched and listened. ....What?.... He looked around at the weapons. Well... I guess, If I don't really have a choice... He picked up a hammer and beat a wall with it to knock it down

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:01 pm

"congradulations!" voice said, and a tiny, elccetronic device apepared in his hand "This wil lbe your id card, rules, student data base, etc....LOOK OVER THE RULES!" the voice, Namoi exclaimed, thoguh it sounded like it was form his head

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:05 pm

Chain blinked. "Uhmm..." But, he did so, reading through everything.
Sky was skipping through a hallway, humming. "What did you do, l i t t l e c l o w n??"

(I apologize for the Little Clown bit xD I have the song stuck in my head)

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:06 pm

"Hello Sky!" Amelia gggled and ran up to her

"Oh there you are!" cecil ran up to the newcommer

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:09 pm

"From his neck the walls are bleeding br-" She stopped humming when she heard her name and turned to see Amelia. "Hiya," she said.

Chain looked up at him and blinked. "Hi?"

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:11 pm

"I"m Cecil Sakura, I'm the Headmistere's brother!" he beamed "Anyway you're new right? great to met you!"

"did you hear a new student was iniciated today?" she asked

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:13 pm

Name: Free
Gender: Guy
Age: 17
Level of Insanity: Lets just say, slightly less then Sky, but not by much
Appearance: Black hair and green eyes
Are you a creature/super natural being?: Depends... What's today?
If so, what?: The world may never know.
~~~~~

"I'm Chain," he replied. "Good to meet you too, but.. Why exactly am I here?"

Sky nodded. "I was actually just about to go to meet them now!"

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:15 pm

(9Accepted))

"You're at The Insane Accadamy of course1 On the road to becoeming full fledged members of ISA, or the Insane Secret Society, whcih my sister also heads!" he exclaiemd

"Sweet mind if join you?" she gigged at ehr best friend

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:17 pm

Chain blinked. "Oh..."

Sky nodded. "Not at all. Actually, Free said he'd meet me there."

(Free and Sky are siblings xP)

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:17 pm

"Really? cool!" Amelai smiled

"Yep! Sense you are selcted, you must also, like evryone else here, be insane in soem way or a ntoher!" he said

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 12th 2014, 7:20 pm

Sky nodded and continued along the way down the hall

Insane? I suppose if nothing else, it should be fairly interesting... He decided to stick around and nodded

Subject: Re: Th Insane Conspiracy October 13th 2014, 12:02 am

(I'll join tomorrow. Remind me please)

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