Piñata watched the fire and his leg fell off and burned

Phillipe quickly put the fire out to save Pinata's leg

Piñata slowly looked at Phillipe. "Pain. Nothing but a broken memory." He blinked and limped off. Then he whipped aroun. "CAN WE HAVE WAFFLES IN THE MOOORNING? OR NOOOOOW?!"

"Hmmm.... Ok." She screamed. "STOPP DEH FIIIIIGHT." The whole battle field froze. She teleported a huge plate of waffles and gave everyone one

"Gold, flakey, gooey, TOASTER WAAAAFLE." Piñata ate the plate and all.

Phillipe ate her's off a fork with the fork. She waited til everyone was done and stared at her. "You can keep fighting now." The battled resumed.

Piñata watched everything die around him.

Phillipe picked up a spear. "This.... is.... NEW SPAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAA!"

Piñata copied. "THIS IS PIÑAAAAAATAA!"

Phillipe threw confetti and pointed at all the Spartans that werent part of the group. "KNEEL."
They just stared at her. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" She yelled. They blinked. One of them coughed and she threw a frying pan him. "NO COUGHING."

Piñata walked in front of Phillipe and the Spartans screamed.

Phillipe shouted. "NOW KNEEL!" They kneeled.

Gab coughed

Phillipe got out the frying pan when she heard the cough, looked around at the group of Spartans, but saw itt was Gab and put the pan away

Hunter took one of their swords. "Aw, yeah! This is the best sword I've ever seen . . . Do you guys have a better sword??

"I have a frying pan and a table. I need no sword." Phillipe held up her frying pan victoriously

"Dude, I was talking to the Spartan morons, not you," Hunter said. "I seriously need a better one. This sword must be the suckiest sword ever."

Phillipe whacked him with the frying pan. "I SPEAK TO WHO I WISH." She looked out over the Spartans.

"Ow, that really flipping hurts," Hunter said. "Can't they JUST give me a better sword??

She pointed at a Spartan blacksmith. "I order you to make a sword for my companion here."
"There's a lot of materials and time-"
"I SAID DO IT."
"You burned all the materials, though...."
She whacked him with the frying pan. "NOW."
He ran off

"Aw, man! He could've gotten diamonds or something," Isamu said.

She shrugged.

"We should go look for diamonds, I guess," Hunter said.

She snorted. "Please." She pointed at a group of random Spartans. "You guys. Go get some diamonds." They ran off

"Oh," Hunter said. "That works, too."