Episode one: the beginning of the end
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Owlflight: Now...hello She-cats and Gentletoms. This is the first episode of OG TALK SHOW!!!
*cheering*
Owlstar: SETTLE DOWN PEOPLE BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ZOMBEH BUSTING!
*cheers grow louder*
Owlstar: Oh yeah
Owlflight: *Magical zombie spray falls onto head*
Owlstar: As you all know, we are OG(Owl Group) and I'm the leader of it. *puffs out chest*
Owlflight: And I'm NOT! *Puffs out fur too*
Owlstar: CUZ THWR!(thats how we roll)
*disco ball comes down*
Owlflight: No! BAAAADDDD zombie buuuuug! *sprays*
Owlstar: Whatever. *starts dancing*
Owlflight: LOL! Owlstar...we are going to enterveiw someone!!!!1!one!!1
Owlstar: OOOOOkay. How about.. *scratches head* ME!
Owlflight: YUSS!
Owlstar: Sure. Um. Owlstar, do you like cheese? Hmm. YES I DO.
Owlflight: Do you like being punched?
Owlstar: Last time I che-- OMG THERES A ZOMBEH BEAR RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Owlflight: *Ninjafies zombeh bear*
Owlstar: *owl-fu*
Owlflight: o3o
Owlstar: Okay, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
*audience roars*
Owlflight: Yuss... *Throws zombie down like football*
Owlstar: *blows whistle*
Owlflight: *starestare*
Owlstar: BIG SURPRISE TIME! *goes of stage, than returns flying a plane that says OG on the side*
Owlflight: *Hops into plane*
Owlstar: VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW*making plane noises* *pushes button* HONK HONK!
Owlflight: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*plane stops*
Plane: PLEASE INSERT A COIN.
Owlstar: *checks pockets* Ummm. *grabs a 1,000,000 dollar cheque* *puts cheque in coin hole*
Plane: TURBO SPEED! *flies really fast around stage and over audience*
Owlstar: WHOA!!
Owlflight: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Owlstar: WHEN IN DOUBT, PUT IN A MILLION DOLLAR CHEQUE! WOOHOOOOO!
*Plane stops*
Owlflight: WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO?!
Owlstar: Inserted a million dollar cheque. Why shouldn't I? THE PLANE STOPPED AND THAT WAS ALL I HAD IN MY POCKET! *reaches in pockets again and pulls out 25 cents* *looks at it* Well that would have been nice to know.
Owlflight: *punches* You never did tell me if you liked being punched...
Owlstar: Hey hey hey! I've got spares. *grabs millions of million dollar cheques out of pockets*
Owlflight: *Grabs* Hey! It says that these are mine!!!
Owlstar: ESCUSE ME! I'm the leader of OG, and it says to THE LEADER OF OG!
Owlflight: *Glares* It says 'Owlflight'
Owlstar: Let's be honest. It says 'The Wizard Of Oz.'
Owlflight: *Facepalm*
Owlstar: Well doi! Now Mr. Ozzy is going to come after us!
*Spottedtalon pops out of audiance and throws chair at owlflight*
Owlflight: I SAID SORRY!!!!
*DING DONG!*
Camera Cat: Going off air, Mr. Star and Ms. Flight.
Owlstar: Okay, Scourgey.
Camera Cat: STOP DOING THAT!
Owlstar: Thanks, She-cats and gentle toms, this is the end of the first episode of the OG Talkshow!
*doors open, audience rushes out*

-Episode 2: Zombie Busters-


Before the show-
Owlflight: Oookay then, Owlstar, thats great, you ate a sandwich...
Owlstar: But can't you see that it was a quadruple hero sandwich? With- HEY! Why is Scourgey here?
Scourge : WHAT DID I SAY A-
Owlstar: Whatever.
Owlflight: When do we get to spend the quarter? Can Scourgey coooome?
Owlstar: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell I really wanted that lollipop... So...
Owlflight: *Steals quarter* teehee!
Owlstar: *reaches into pocket* Aw man! I lost my chocolate quarter! Hey, Owlflight, you have it! Oh, here's my real quar- NO! *real quarter rolls under door.*
Owlflight: SCOURGEY!!! Get it. *kitty eyes*
Scourgey: Give m e a quarter first.
Owlstar: WHAT IS THE POINT?!!?
Owlflight: Hey! The show is starting!!! *Throws zombie at fans*
Owlstar: No one told me.
Owlflight: *Pushes Owlstar into fans*
Owlstar: *dodges, throws Owlflight out*
Owlflgiht: *Owlstar hears yowls then wails of mercy and fur ripping*
Owlstar: USHER!!
Lionheart: Here, Owlstar.
Owlstar:Where's Liony 2?
Lionblaze: DONTCALLUSLIONY1ANDLIONY2!!!
Owlstar: Chill, Liony 2.
Owlflight: X_X
Owlstar: MEDICINE CAT!
Spottedleaf: All right! *hops off towards Owlflight*
Owlflight: YAY!!! Im alive.
*Show starts*
Owlstar: *whispering* Are you sure you aren't a zombie? 'Cuz if you are, I AM A ZOMBEH BUSTER! *ghost buster music, except in the lyrics, it's 'Zombie Busters!' instead of 'Ghost Busters!'*
Owlflight: Yuss...
Owlstar: LYRICS! *camera goes to screen, lyrics appear*

ZOMBIEBUSTERS

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no zombies
I ain't afraid of no zombies

If you're seeing zombies
running through your head
Who can ya call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

A zombie
crawling in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no zombies
I ain't afraid of no zombies

Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no zombies
I here it likes the other zombies
I ain't afraid of no zombie
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

If you've had a dose of a
freaky zombie baby
Ya better call
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no zombies
I ain't afraid of no zombies

Don't get caught alone by zombies

ZOMBIEBUSTERS

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

I think you better call
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Louder
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Who can ya call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
ZOMBIEBUSTERS
*crowd roars*
Owlflight: *dials phone*
Phone: Beep beep beep
*Owlflight's phone rings*
Owlflight: THEY WONT PICK UP!!!
Owlstar: Uh huh.
*RING RING RING*
Owlstar: *picks up* This is Zombie Buster HQ. What do you need busted?
Caller: FIRESTAR IS A ZOMBIE!!! HELP US!
Firestar: Uhhhhhhhhhnnnn...Mousebrains....uuuhhhhhnnnnnnn
Owlstar: Yeah.. Um, just let us have some pizza first, okay? *hangs up* *takes out pizza*
Owlflight: *noms on mousebrain pizza*
*Owlstar dives under table, lots of "OM NOM NOM NOMS" can be heard*
*RING RING RING!*
*Owlstar smashes phone*
Owlstar: *muffled* Get a new phone, Owlflight.
Owlflight: D:
Owlstar: Whatever, lemme get my phone. *takes out a red phone, with the words 'OG' on it*
Owlflight: You owe me 400 dollars worth of phone.
Owlstar: OR an overly awesome phone. *pulls out a phone identical to first one, but blue*
Owlflight: *looks at phone* Thats a knockoff you bought for 5 dollars in vegas.
Owlstar: They both are! Here's the real things. *pulls out gold one and silver one and hands Owlflight the silver one* See, mine says 'Owlstar' and yours says 'Owlflight'!
Owlflight: well, on with the show...
Owlstar: Okay!

*phone rings, and the ring tone is the Zombie Busters song*
*in the background there is salsa music*

Owlstar: Change your ring tone, Owlflight!
Owlflight sorr-y.... *changes to extremely annoying tone*
Owlstar: ARGH GIVE IT TO ME! *grabs phone and changes the ring tone*
Owlflight: *makes an annoying copy of the song*
Owlstar: Oh bother.

*RING RING RING!*

Owlstar: It's Dustpelt, saying he's going to blow up if we don't come now. THIS MEANS WE SHALL GO INTO THE OG-MOBILE! *batman music*
Owlflight: yay!
*Black car with ZOMBIE BUSTERS on the side appears*
Owlflight: I call shotgun1!!!!1!!
Spottedtalon: NO! I GET IT!!
Owlflight: *throws chair at him*
Owlstar: *facepalm*
Owlflight: I think im quitting OG...
Owlstar: *pushes Spottedtalon out of car*
*car alarm goes off*
Owlflight*yelling*: WELL I GUESS WE WILL SEE YOU LATER!! BYE!!
*audience plugs ears and walks out of doors*

Why is there two of these?

i accidentaly multiposted.

Oh.

Oh wow, Flight.

But just for the record, people,

THWR!(Thats How We Roll!)

HURHUR

WODYRNTDT?
(wow owlflight did you really need to do that?)

No...

I like making up short forms XD