TALK SHOW PAUSED

Episode #1 (Aired: 7th or 8th of March :P)

Host:Me,Icenose,of course!

Guests in Ep.1: Ferncloud,Dustpelt, TIgerstar,Firestar,Goosefeather,and Mistyfoot.
'Special' Guest: Tigerstar
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Icenose:Hey! Welcome to…
All Cats: THEY DID WHAT?!

Icenose: I was going to say it…

Sootclaw: Argh...

Sunheart: Well, I’m Sunheart…

Icenose: I’m…

Sootclaw: REALLY HATING THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW!

Icenose: No, Sootclaw. That’s not my name. Quit stealin’ mah spotlight! *eye twitch* I’m Icenose!

Sootclaw: *mumbles* And I’m Sootclaw, I guess.

Sunheart: So,today we have a VERY specia-

Tigerstar: *Bursts in, strutting across the room* Yes, yes, I know. You all bow to my superiority!

Icenose: …

Sootclaw: *slaps face with a paw* I hate my life…

Sunheart: Yes, so not conceited and…humble. *sighs* Well, Tigerstar, tell us about yourself.

Tigerstar: Don’t mind If I do! Well, I’m smart,handsome,charming,strong,loya-

Icenose:LIES!

Tiegrstar: SHUDDUP. Well, as I was saying… Loyal, captivating, powerful, cool, awesome, great, fear-ish, broad-ish…

Sunheart: OK, then, we get it. You’re awesome. So, Tigerstar. You have been described as the following; evil,ugly,stupid,idiotic,hateful, a tyrant, a murderer, AND a bunny. How do yo-

Tigerstar:IBETITWASFIRESTARWHOSPREADTHOSELIESILOVETHUNDERCLANANDSHADOWCLANSOMUCHTHOSEFLITHY
MOUSEBRAINSSHOULDBEGRATEFULFORMYSKILLZ!*Foams at the mouth*

Sunheart: CALM DOWN!
Tigerstar:I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! NO one tells the MIGHTY TIGERSTAR to CALM DOWN! *Hysterical breathing* DIE! *Pounces and lands on Sootclaw, which leads to lots of screaming and hissing sounds*

Icenose: GREAT STARCLAN!

Sunheart: Get Steeltoe! *Flings remote at Icenose*

Icenose: *Evil grin as he rushes over to a dark hole in the ground* STEELTOE, GEDDUP!

Steeltoe: No. Get ‘nother thug to do yur dirty work.

Icenose: *staring* …. *Walks back to the stage and flings the remote at Tigerstar’s head, which lands directly on his forehead before exploding into pink fairy dust*

Remote: *Life flashes before eyes*

Tigerstar: RAAAHHHH!!!*Picks up chairs*
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Sunheart: Paused due to technical difficulties! Please enjoy the following program.
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*Catchy tune*
Brokenstar: Hello! Today, kits, we’ll be learning how to kill people! *Nods encouragingly*

Kits: *Amazed gasps*

Brokenstar: Here, lemme’ demonstrate with Fluffkit! *attacks him, and many shrieks and ‘ow’s are heard* See!? *Crazed grin*

Mudkit:AGAIN!
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Icenose:We’re….*Panting*BACK!
*The stage is In ruins, scattered chairs and cherry cola lay on the floor. Pieces of fur are missing from pelts*

Sootclaw: I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS!

Sunheart: TOO BAD! *eye twitch*

Tigerstar: *crawling away*

Icenose: TIME FOR ANOTHER GUEST! Please welcome…Dustpelt and Ferncloud!

*Silence*
Icenose:*Clears throat* DUSTPELT AND FERNCLOUD EV’RYBODY!
*Cricket sounds*

Sunheart: For the love of…*Pads off for a moment, then quickly runs back.*

Icenose: DUSTPELT AND FER-

Sootclaw: We know who it is!

Dustpelt: *Runs in and a series of ‘boo’s can be heard from the crowd* Thank you, Thank you! *Holds up paws and sits beside Sunheart* So, ah, how ya doin’?

Sunheart: Where’s Ferncloud…?

Dustpelt: Oh, um, she’s up there…Doin’ stuff.

Icenose: SHE DIED?

Dustpelt: Starclan,no! She’s having my kits.

Sootclaw: Oh joy.

Icenose: Which litter is it now?

Dustpelt: Dunno. *Shrugs*

Spiderleg: DAD!

Dustpelt: WHAT DID I TELL YOU BUGKIT? LEAVE DADDY ALONE WHEN HE’S ON BUISNESS!

Spiderleg: *Sulks* It’s Spiderleg….* Continues to walk away*

Sunheart: So, now with our FIRST question; Dustpe-

Sootclaw: IT’S MY TURN, DANGIT! So, Dustpelt, you’ve got fan mail…*Mutters* How?

Dustpelt: I’m not surprised… *Smirks*

Icenose: HOW COME I DON’T GET FANMAIL?

Sootclaw: Shut up and let me read!

Dear Warrior,
I’m having some she-cat trouble. Some kitty-apprentice waltzed in on me and Stormpaw, and she fell in love with him when she was Stormsand. My name is Peltdust,by the way. I know you are awesome and stuff and have a million she-cats on your tail, so I need help.
From, Peltdust.

Sootclaw: *Sarcastic* Aww, he writes his own fan mail…

Icenose: You can do that…? *Takes out pencil* ‘Cause…

Sunheart: Erm, let’s continue….MISTYFOOT! Please welcome Mistyfoot to the stage.

Tigerstar:I’m Back…

Dustpelt: DAD!

Tigerstar: Wha-? *counts with claws* Goldenflower, Sasha…. WAIT, YUR NOT MAH SON!

Dustpelt:Oh…Well, I could be! WE LOOK ALIKE.

Tigerstar: Anyways… I’M BACK FOR REVENGE!

Sootclaw: NEVER! I’m still getting hate mail from Graystripe because of what you made me do…*shudders*

Tigerstar: NEVER SAY NEVER TO TIGERSTAR! I have found your weakness… AFTER THIS NO ONE WILL EVER READ THIS AGAIN! *Randomly starts singing* BABY,BABY,BABY,OOOH! BABY,BABY,BABY,OOHH!

Sunheart: I’M A MINOR CHARACTER! *runs off wailing*
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Icenose: Err…*Does a little dance and hums a little closing tune* Please tune in next time for THEY DI-

All cats: THEY DID WHAT?!

Icenose: DANGIT!
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LOL can't wait to see what happens.

EPISODE 1 IS UP!

Tigerstar has some issues... 0_e

Haha! Very nice work
Since I love Tigerstar, I do think he is awesome. Can't wait to see more!

Thanks, Broken! It's not intended to be serious or professional, though. Just something to read when you get bored :P

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why didn't I think of doing this first? Curse you, Icenose! (Just kidding. But I do wish I had thought of this first.)

YOU MUST POST ANOTHER EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!! And bring back Tigerstar! He's my fave ca- er, villian. Okay, I admit it... *Mumbling* He's one of my faves... He's just so epic!
Tigerstar: Finally, someone with some sense!
Me: Yay! We is bestest buddehs! *Hugs Tigerstar, nearly crushing his ribs*
Tigerstar: Let go of me or you shall feel my claws!
Me: Um... Nobody is afraid of you anymore... You got killed by a glorified kittypet.
Tigerstar: Scourge was not a kittypet! He was a heartless, cruel, calculating, coldblooded murderer! Hey, kinda like me. LOL. Anyway, if you wanna be my 'bestest buddy' you have to stop insulting me, 'kay?
Me: Alright, BESTEST PAL!!! *Walks off, still hugging Tigerstar bone-crushingly.*
Tigerstar: *Mumbling to himself* Me and my big mouth... I can't breath...

Heh, sorry for the impromptu little episode there... I just really like Tigerstar all of a sudden for no reason.

Also, Tigerstar's random singing moment made me laugh.

0_0

Yes, Owl. I WAS drinking coffee when I made this.