On Wednesday, two of my friends came over to spend the night, and we did some madlibs. Here they are:

How To Go To Sleep:
If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a sparkly mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a fancy mind instead. First, drink a cup of hot sundrop and stretch out on a pale bed in a sunburned position. Then, breathe elderly and think bout something beautiful, such as loud nachos. Do not think about your smelly enemies or entertain any other scary thoughts. Concentrate on something restful, such as telephones, which will make your tornado more relaxed, or count imaginary hobbits jumping over a perfume. Follow these burnt rules and you fall into a windy sleep the minute your armpit hits the pillow.

A (Secret) Letter From an Admirer:
Dear Miss Annabelle,
You may not recall my lightbulb, but I met you at the reflective cocktail party given by our fuzzy friend, Abby. We had an annoying talk about angry closets, and I was impressed by your sharp conversation and your grasp of the neon situation. Also, I was very much attracted by your sophisticated eyes, your bouncy little chin, and your hyper teeth. If you'll pardon me for seeming hot, I was fascinated by your freezing walk and by your cloudy figure. I hope I made a dirty impression and that we can get together for a nice nail file next week.
Stupidly yours,
Copper

The Space Shuttle:
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space ceiling fan. It was named Columbia and was piloted by two brave shoes. They had practiced flying for two years and were expert windows. Columbia took off from Panama City using its powerful first-stage explosions and soared off into the obnoxious blue doorknob. At an altitude of 4 feet, it went into orbit around the toilet. For people watching from Earth, it was a nasty sight to spin! Who could really sleep that there were two televisions in space? It was mind running. After 4 million orbits, the shuttle landed cowardly at an air force vending machine. It was a flat day for the U.S. Space Program.

Quick Quiz:
Who am I? I am a fiery American. I was born 91,542 years ago in New Zealand. When my father first saw me, he said "Ouch!" I am 10,000 feet tall, have furry brown eyes, and a stinky complexion. My hobby is collecting computers. I always speak tiredly and I have made several snowy motion pictures. I am married to Copper, the well-known Hollywood cat. I have given away thousands of zotz to charity. My most prominent physical characteristics are my dead nose and my large foot. Who am I?
ANSWER: I am Ember.

Just so you know I helped with these too. xD