I ban you for saying life bans me

(Oh mah gawd!!!! XD)
I ban you for saying that you were gonna ban me for saying life bans you.

I ban you for not kneeling when I said kneel

I ban you for saying that I have to kneel.

I ban you because I am the queen of toasters, king of bread, general of an army of pencils, allies with the boxes, and you STILL won't kneel.

I ban you for saying that you're the queen of toasters, king of bread, the general of an army of pencils, allied with the boxes, and that you still want me to kneel.

I ban you for banning me

I ban you for saying that you were going to ban me.

I ban you for even DARING to ban me for banning you for banning me

I ban you for saying that I dared to ban you after saying that I was banning you because you were banning me.
(This could go on and on.)

I ban you cuz I need a lot of recaps....

I ban you because I do too.

I ban you because of the way you defy my Guide to Being the Best Warrior

I ban you for accusing me of defying your guide to Being the Best Warrior.

I ban you because I'm tempted to make a cat that follows that Guide.

I ban you because I don't know what the Guide is.

Shadowdragon wrote:

I ban you for being lazy

I ban you for calling me lazy.xD

I ban all of you!!

Thunderwing wrote:

I ban you because I don't know what the Guide is.

I ban you cuz its in my siggy

*Dies*
I ban you for not telling me what it is!

I ban you because I dont think I ever logged on yesterday

I ban you for having health OVER 9000!

I ban you for banning my sister.

I ban you because your name is Bluestarrox97 but your name is red

I ban you because your name is Spottedleaf123, but your name is not 'spotted.'